Howard moved on to Ron who claimed that his penis looked like a
renaissance painting. He said that his wife tells him that it's very pretty.
He showed his penis and he had a foreskin restoration tugger attached to it.
He said he was circumcised at birth and he's trying to grow some new skin
there. He said it actually worked and showed the guys what he's got down
there. He said it took about 4 years for him to grow the 4 inches of skin he
has there now. He claims that sex is even better now that he has it.
Howard said it was time to judge. George L said that he didn't think that
he was going to win. He asked Howard about what his IQ was. Howard said he
thinks that he might be close to being retarded. George L said that he had a
theory about Howard and Beth that he wanted to present to him. He wanted to
do it on the air or during the break. Howard told him to do it now because
it won't happen during the break. George L said that he thinks his marriage
will last 2 years and then he'll be back in a situation like he's in now and
he'll divorce and then live with Beth again. Howard said he wanted to take
him and throw him out of there.
George L was complaining that Howard didn't get all of the letters and
stuff that he had sent to him. Howard cut him off and said he was high
jacking the show. He said that wasn't fair to the rest of the contestants.
The guys all whipped out their penises, except for Maurey, and then
George said that they were all beautiful. He said he was going to go with he
total physical look and picked this guy Michael Christian as the winner.
Howard sang a song to him about his beautiful penis. George sang to him as
One of the guys wanted to give George a lap dance but Howard told him
''not today.'' He wrapped up and let the guys go a short time later. The
foreskin guy offered George a Foreskin cone for Brad. George said that he'd
take it. Howard said that this really is a gay bachelor party. George said
that this is a great day for him. Robin said that he didn't even want it
earlier in the week. George said that's because Brad was listening.